大家好,
我是周一早八人狗哥...
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说出来你不信,
狗哥有个朋友,都说是朋友咯!
昨天差点被狗子给送走了...
原因是家里的逆狗抢走了被子,
幸好天气不是很冷(以及命大?),
不然真的要洗掉了!
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连主人的被子都抢?这狗也太狗了!
几乎每个渴望养狗的人都和狗哥说,
“狗狗可好了,是主人的小棉袄!”
除了天天像跟屁虫一样跟着你,
偶尔还能替主人拿个快递什么的,多乖啊:
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但其实,他们不知道的是,
很多时候的狗子别说成为小棉袄了,
甚至连你的被子抢走……
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我理解,到了冬天,天气很冷,
但是个别狗!你也不能上来就抢主人的被子,
只顾着给自己的小窝添砖加瓦吧?!
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毕竟,你身上穿的那可都是皮草,
你主人他没有被子盖,就真的会被活生生冻麻啊!!!
说你呢!这位拉布拉多同志,别装猪听不到!
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尤其是养大型犬的朋友,肯定有过这样的绝望:
当狗子比你先上床,占领被子的高地时,
接下来哪怕你使出吃奶的力气,
也拽不出来一个被角了...
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每到这时,主人才能格外清楚的意识到,
什么叫做自己挣的每一分钱,都会化作狗子的脂肪,
就连买给自己的被子也会成为它的:
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狗哥听过最令人啼笑皆非的抢被子,还是下面这只哈士奇,
它抢主人被子的理由,居然是为了给自己的狗宝盖被子哈哈哈哈
主人和孩子谁才是亲生的?答案简直一目了然...
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道理我都懂,狗子为啥要抢被子?!
从行为学的角度来说,
狗子抢被子,除了它们真的冷以外,
大概率,是把被子当玩具了...
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毕竟,对你来说,把被子抢回来是一场争夺战,
但对狗子而言,这不就是主人在陪自己玩撕扯布头的争夺游戏吗?
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再加上,主人在抢被子的时候,还时不时会发出一些你觉得暴怒、但狗子误以为是快乐的嘶吼,
如此一来,有的狗自然会越抢被子越兴奋...
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所以还是那句老话,养狗人没有懒蛋!
各位如果想睡个香香甜甜暖和觉,
还请白天时能够多陪狗子玩耍一哈,
不然的话,小心被子都给你偷了[狗头]
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最后,祝所有的养狗人都能健康!
最后,狗哥也还是要提醒一下大家,
最近正是疾病高发季节,大家一定要注意个人防护,
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千万别着凉/感冒/变羊了……
不然你可能还得拖着病躯去遛狗
实在遛不动狗的,精力无限旺盛的狗子让你失去的,
可就不止一床被子,而是一个家了[狗头]
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今日话题
你家狗子抢被子吗?